Pi RATS OF NONSENZ...
...most of the pi rats are secretly GLAD cookie stopped cooking...
...his father was a rat and his mother was a flounder...he has his mothers eyes...
...better known as Conroy the Malformed and Pear Shaped Lazlo..Conroy has scurvy because Lazlo ate ALL the oranges!
...who in their right mind would give the job of lookout to a half blind rat!
...one day his prince will come... and he will be off talking to statues...
...jewels!.. in my bottle?...but where is all the rum?
...when pinching the penny just isn't good enough...
...who said you can't take it with you?
...doesn't understand why his pick up lines leave the ladies cold...
...usually misses the good stuff to pillage - that will happen when you drink all the rum...
...despises most pirate apparel because he thinks it makes him look fat...
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...could never figure out why his shipmates shaved him and rolled him in cedar shavings...
...who knew rats could get seasick?
...the swashbuckling pirate twins. They never listened to their mother and still run with scissors when given the chance...
The Pi Rats of Nonsenzs
Rats...rats deserting a sinking ship…a pirate ship. These rats took to whatever flotation device they could find.
The ‘pop’ for this series came from fine china my mother had, most of it had broken when the shelf fell, but I could not bring myself to just throw the rest out. Why rats? Why pirates? I am not sure where that came from, other my sister is obsessed with pirates, we love national talk like a pirate day..yarrr!
Each Pi Rat is made of clay and is approximately 7 inches by 7 inches and weigh less than 5 pounds each.